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< >And the honorable Webmistress Emily Shallenberger declares you guilty of reading Harry Potter too much! ::gasp:: Is that humanly possible? Well, for the truly eccentric . . . Hehe, anyway, have a hip-happening-hilarious time and note that I've made a few comments in blue italics on some submissions. ::grin::
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Webmistress YKYRTMHP When . . .
(you know you've read too much harry potter ) :-)
You know very well that you will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs:: (ME!!!)
You say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter books out so far ten or more times!!! (I have!!!)
You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
You often call a teacher you don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when you ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because you often ride around your home on a broom trying to fly.
You try every day to get people to move in pictures.
You have a wand that you use a lot. (ME! exepct i made mine)
Your teachers keep wondering why you turn in your homework on parchment.
You have two sets of each book and send off more copies to friends and penpals and recommend the books to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your friends wonder where you got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times you said it. ::sniffs::
You constantly pester your family to move to Britain so you can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
You write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and you used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
You scower the libraries around your town and school for books like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling you "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
You constantly pester your artsy friends to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
You go to Harry websites every day. (ME!! EVERY DAY!)
You have tons of papers on Harry Potter that you printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
You have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your desk area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
You made you parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
You constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the next book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, you place a hold on the two books.
You try to make your eighteen year old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!"
You go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.
You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why you have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
You keep going to search engines, trying to find more fan sites.
You don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
You want a prequel!!!
You want more than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
You wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard by J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
You get excited by any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
You saw the movie "The Haunting" & said flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
You got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
You thought a place you went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
You have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
You say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
You constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
You have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
You stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
You have a mirror you call "Erised."
You beg your parents to get you an owl.
You want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
You constantly quote characters.
You bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
You wear black robes and pointed hats.
You glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten you hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
You try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
You get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
You get a diary and never write in it.
You are slightly amused by me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands you a Harry Potter poster, when, though you hadn't asked, you were about to . . .
You scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news or anyplace else.
You eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; you get the idea . . .
You automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
You tell adults that they have to read the books and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
You dress up as a witch or wizard for Halloween to show off your spirit. (you've been a witch for Halloween for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
You break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
You say that despite the fight, you and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid singing egg."
You often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys you and you aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
You scare reporters by sending them fan mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
You and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon you find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
You are an avid fan fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather giddy.
Your friends refer to you as "that Harry Potter maniac."
You can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
Submitted by Mary
You start screaming, "Harry - WATCH OUT!" during the end of the first movie when Voldemort comes at Harry, and you end up getting thrown out of the theatre. (We're all innocent!) (blink innocently) (Hey! why are you looking at me!)
You Know You've Read Too Much Harry Potter When . . .
Submitted By Webmistress Emily (again)
You write a letter, address it to yourself, put the Hogwarts crest on it, find an owl, give the letter to the owl and let the owl fly to you so that you can bask in the glory of getting a letter from Hogwarts.
You watch the Harry Potter DVD with the subtitles on so that you can memorize every little word each character says.
Your background and screensaver on your computer are both related to Harry Potter.
You bought Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans 7 months ago and some are still left because you lost the flavour guide and you're afraid to eat them.
You won't let ANYONE touch any of you Harry Potter stuff (as in books and figurines) for fear of them tearing or breaking your very valuable items.
You avoid dark alleys for fear of seeing the Grim.
You beg your Mom to knit you a gold and scarlet scarf.
You scare your sister sometimes because you mutter spells under your breath.
You usually get in trouble for that
You call people who have no clue what Hogwarts is, Muggles.
You believe that science class is Potions and your science teacher is Professor Snape.
Your nickname suddenly becomes Cho and you don't know who started it.
Submitted by Rivard
You cut your forehead with a knife to get a lightning bolt scar.
Webmistress Note: Kids, don't try that at home. We are merely kidding.
Submitted by Ankita Mishra
You crack up at everything on the list really loudly and almost fall off your chair (hehe, oops!)
You find yourself humming the Harry Potter theme song in Barnes and Noble and when you finally realize that everyone around you are staring, you swiftly bury your face in a Harry Potter book
You find yourself doing almost everything on this list (what?)you play the Harry Potter soundtrack on Christmas while serving butterbeer to your very confused guests
You do your hair like Hermione and read her lines in the book in a perfect English accent, just to prove that your so much more the part than Emma Watson (ehem)
Your bulletin board is filled with Harry Potter stuff, including the piece of artwork you did last year
You wear the colors of Gryffindor to the premiere of the second movie (it was really subtle, okay!)
You become enraged whenever they show people reading Harry Potter or have interviews with Harry Potter fans, thinking, "They're not REAL fans..."
You get really mad whenever someone says anything negative about Harry Potter and yell at the articles against Harry Potter that you read online, making your parent wonder if they should have put you into therapy after all.
You try to do better in school just to be like Hermione (I actually got an 'A' in math because of this).
Half of your journal entries consist of things about Harry Potter
You first read the books, you had dreams about a flash of green light and high, and cackling laughter, for about a week.
You say things like, "I thought I was the only one who did that!" in response to the things on this list
Your personal list could go on and on and on and on....
The last time you were sick, you were reported to have been yelling,"Madam Pomfrey!" Where are you when I need you?
You get every question in every HP quiz you've come across correct, but you've failed math, biology, chemistry...
Whaddya mean there is more to life than Harry Potter?
You spend so much time in front of your TV, that your parents decide you need to see a shrink.
You get the shrink hooked onto HP too.
You run around school with your other HP obsessed friends and act out scenes from the books or movie in the hallways, the bathrooms, in class...
Too much HP? There's no such thing as too much HP! ( snort madly)
You have over eighty pictures of Daniel Radcliffe alone.
You scratch a lightning bolt scar on your forehead with a pencil in a state of absentmindedness.
You stand so close to a Harry Potter and The Socercerer's Stone publicity poster that your friends start yelling at you to "stop kissing the guy in that picture!"
You wander into Kings Cross Station and ask everyone where Platform 9 3/4 is.
You then attempt to fling yourself through the pillar between platforms 9 and 10.
You wax long and poetic about how Gryffindor is the coolest House in Hogwarts.
You read every available HP fanfic out there.
Not satisfied, you begin to write your own.
You put off going to bed just so you can write a list like this.
You draw fan art of one or all of the characters constantly.
Most of this fan art is not rated PG.
You are determined to own every HP picture that is out on the Internet.
You stand up in the middle of your final-year Math paper and shout "I AM LORD VOLDEMORT! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" at the top of your lungs
You sing the Hogwarts school song in the shower, at the top of your voice, until the landlord threatens to evict your family. :-) (Sadly, this is all true about me) ( giggle)
You Know You've Read Too Much Harry Potter When . . .
Submitted by Kelly
You name your pet bird Hedwig and try to make him/her send mail to your friend by tying a letter to its legs.
You write letters to J. K. Rowling so that she could write books 5, 6, and 7 with a new character from America so that you could be s/he in the movies.
You've memorized most parts in the movie and act them out to your friend when you are feeling Harry Potterish.
You stand in front of a mirror and pretend it's the Mirror of Erised and pretend to see your biggest desire (Mine is to be a witch in Hogwarts with Harry)
You see a rat, you look at its paw to see if a finger is missing.
You search for James & Lily Potter in the UK phone book.
You cover your ears quickly after opening a book that you have never seen before expecting to hear a scream and see a face.
Call your best friends Ron & Hermoine.
Pretend that your little sibling is your house elf.
Pretend to play Quiddich during Recess and find all the kids starring at you strangely afterwards.
Try to make up a cast a spell by muttering Latin words while pointing your wand (stick) at something.
You run back & forth in your school bus asking everyone if they have seen a toad a boy Neville has lost one until the driver madly screams at you ordering you to sit down.
You dream about Harry Potter every night or at least you try.
You call any prohibited place the 3rd floor.
You stalk Emma, Daniel, & Rupert just for a piece of their hair. I certainly hope not!
You agree with all of the YKYRTMHPW's
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